Swale Heating Who the F*@K are these !!!!
Who the hell are these clowns, before you get this circus in your home Get your Home INSURED, This outfit will flood and wreck your home, Trying to get compensation from these jokers is just a waste of time..They use every excuse under the sun not to pay for the damage they cause,
We are a heating company based in Kent offering you expert guidance in choosing the best heating systems and products available today.
Our maintenance engineers deliver efficient, experienced, friendly service, which is second to none. Our call centre houses a dedicated support team for your peace of mind 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and our installation teams are trained to the highest standards to provide our specialist, professional service. REALLY !!! thats a comfort then.
Our maintenance engineers deliver efficient, experienced, friendly service, which is second to none. Our call centre houses a dedicated support team for your peace of mind 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and our installation teams are trained to the highest standards to provide our specialist, professional service. REALLY !!! thats a comfort then.
Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid if you see this Van outside your home
Clowns are about to wreck your home !! Once they have entered your home you will never get rid of them, They will come back, Time and time again, you will think you have lodgers, will these clowns ever fix my central heating you keep asking yourself, Believe me thats F*@king Doubtful
OH NO Not Again 24th sept 2012
NO heating or hot water, phoned swale heating 8am was told be someone with you today but can't give a time.... 9pm swale cowboy arrives yes 9 pm. looks at boiler with his trusted hammer, No luck can't fix it. It need a new valve, so he phones his ranch or office and orders the part and books a call to fix the boiler
tomorrow says it takes about 2hours to repair. 25th sept gets up at 3.30am goes downstairs sees water dripping out the ceiling in the hallway directly under boiler
cupboard.. Call swale emergency man turns up 4.30am same man as last night.
he said didn't see that last night so he drained all the system and phoned in to get another part ordered to fit later today.
Phone swale heating at 9am to find out what time they are coming.
was told between 11am and 5pm. Phoned again at 1pm to make sure they are coming, They said between 2pm and 3pm did not arrive.. so phoned again 4pm
was told be there thursday 27th we have an emergency.. and he can't make today
OH Thanks for letting us know you useless piece of shit. after further abuse down the phone they promise to be here tomorrow and fix the boiler..Between 12 and 5pm...
This firm is the biggest load of crap i have ever had the misfortune to deal with.
OK lets see what happens tomorrow ?????
Well its now 12.30pm No F$£%^%ng Swale heating. going to phone the useless bastards, he said be to you as next call< lol We will see joker. Going to call meridian news name and shame these cowboy bodgers on TV...
to be continues...............time 12 35pm.
1.pm knock on the door, Its the swale heating supervisor to check the water damage, This asshole is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
What the fuck and i thought you had come to fix the boiler, So he has taken the ruined rug away with him to get cleaned and return it back..
Today 8th October 2012..
Ok Clowns where is my f.....ing rug. You can't even get that right can you, f***ing useless bastards.
On a good note the heating is now working.
tomorrow says it takes about 2hours to repair. 25th sept gets up at 3.30am goes downstairs sees water dripping out the ceiling in the hallway directly under boiler
cupboard.. Call swale emergency man turns up 4.30am same man as last night.
he said didn't see that last night so he drained all the system and phoned in to get another part ordered to fit later today.
Phone swale heating at 9am to find out what time they are coming.
was told between 11am and 5pm. Phoned again at 1pm to make sure they are coming, They said between 2pm and 3pm did not arrive.. so phoned again 4pm
was told be there thursday 27th we have an emergency.. and he can't make today
OH Thanks for letting us know you useless piece of shit. after further abuse down the phone they promise to be here tomorrow and fix the boiler..Between 12 and 5pm...
This firm is the biggest load of crap i have ever had the misfortune to deal with.
OK lets see what happens tomorrow ?????
Well its now 12.30pm No F$£%^%ng Swale heating. going to phone the useless bastards, he said be to you as next call< lol We will see joker. Going to call meridian news name and shame these cowboy bodgers on TV...
to be continues...............time 12 35pm.
1.pm knock on the door, Its the swale heating supervisor to check the water damage, This asshole is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
What the fuck and i thought you had come to fix the boiler, So he has taken the ruined rug away with him to get cleaned and return it back..
Today 8th October 2012..
Ok Clowns where is my f.....ing rug. You can't even get that right can you, f***ing useless bastards.
On a good note the heating is now working.
November 2012
You are not going to believe this, They have lost our carpet [really]
We had to ring them and ask what is happening to our carpet as we had heard nothing from them,
Thats when we found out they had lost it. They didn't have the guts to call and tell us.
The fucking stupid prat on the phone said claim off your household insurance..
I got a better idea you just pay for the carpet within 7 days or we will sue you and plaster your name all over the meridian TV news channel WOW they paid up
We had to ring them and ask what is happening to our carpet as we had heard nothing from them,
Thats when we found out they had lost it. They didn't have the guts to call and tell us.
The fucking stupid prat on the phone said claim off your household insurance..
I got a better idea you just pay for the carpet within 7 days or we will sue you and plaster your name all over the meridian TV news channel WOW they paid up
December 2012
Oh No! I just don't believe this No Heating or Hot water
Fuck Swale heating i repaired it myself/
Fuck Swale heating i repaired it myself/
2013 Do swale heating get any better this year
You Must be joking
This has to be the worst firm on the planet....
This has to be the worst firm on the planet....